True Vintage

Funny story to tell.

Pretty sure you've all run into this type of embarassed envy at some point in your life.

So my 51 year old fogey office mate Bill walks in at work on a rare 35 degree morning looking unexpectedly radiant. I tell him, "You look studly today (no homo), but i just can't put my finger on it." Now you have to understand, Bill is one of the old Army- rugged, blue collared, grouchy, bad language, chain smoking all american farm boy/hippy.

You can't possibly look radiant with that kind of demeanor.

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...yea, aside from his fag smile, I say he looks like a pretty typical hillbilly.

Au contrair I say.

During one of my frequent breaks (lol), I checked out this article written by our main man himself, hip-hop fashion guru Kanye West on the GQ website.

Talking about the Top 10

fashion essentials every man should have, one of which is described.. >>>

Reading this, i also simultaneously happen to look by Bill's desk, to my surprise... o_O

<<<....!!!!!! WTF!!!!! LMAO

A great example of being accidentally fashionable.

Not only is his Levi's jacket the exact replica of the one shown on Kanye's article (aside from a faded color, probably from washing it in his dishwasher frequent times), it's probably truly vintage, bought in the early 80's!

After jizzing in my pants, I almost stole it, only to find it smelling of cigarette smoke, grease, alcohol, and fried chicken. No thanks, Bill. Maybe if you washed it...

Nov/Dec Photoblog

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California... a new change. (Hopefully)

That's me skim boarding.

Believe it or not, that was probably my 5th try at doing it. But I look so freakin beast at it. hahaha

After visiting California for the 7th time in about 16 months, I've come to realize how different of a culture it is than here in sunny FL.

Well, for one thing, it never gets hot, and even if the sun is shining down right at you, sweat is hard to come by. lol Halle-freakin-lujah. Take it from me, in FL sweat is instant.

I'm sweating writing this post right now.

Anyway, so much character in the land. This whole nature thing has really hit home with me the past year. Mother nature is more or less taken for granted here in FL, cuz let's face it.... FL has nothing special to offer when it comes to the dirt. But CA, is a different story.

It's amazing how much there is to do just with taking interest in God's natural creations.

I'm not really much of a nature person, but I've definitely taken a more serious appreciation for the corny ish that goes on around this world, particularly the stuff in these pics I've posted.

Believe it or not, all of these u see in the post are within a 15 to 20 mile radius. Amazing. I see a whole new element, a new type of fun, a whole different sandbox to play in. I'm excited to see what else is there to explore out there.

I think I can really get used to this whole California thing.... whoops, did I say that out loud.

Forgive my gay tone in this post. I must have woken up whimpering or something, cuz I've been pretty emo all day today. And no, my pussy's not bleeding. yet. =/

I will switch it up a bit, I feel my man card slowly slippin from my finger tips... hahahah

Jeremiah 12

BEFORE church, I prayed that God lead me or instill me the strength and motivation to push myself to pick up a bible and read it with consistency. I've been trying for some time to get back into the habit of keeping God's word close to my heart, but it just never comes. Motivation is lost, so my laziness takes over.

Every Sunday, I feel this thirst, or desire to reconnect with my God, but in the end, it doesn't ever follow through. I irresponsibly point my fingers and blame that reason to something i pretend to believe is out of my control, and hence, my prayers always request for this so called "strength" to counter it.

"God, please provide me, no, instill in me that strength to desire you, to seek you, to take and embrace the baby steps required to fuel my desire to live for you."

How lame of a request, I realize, as I was listening to the guest pastor this morning.

I'm literally asking God to give me that desire to desire... lol. wtf???

And he said this (paraphrased):

"To those of you who think to expect God to GIVE you that strength to want to desire God, that is NOT how it works! You need to have that discipline and desire within YOURSELF to want to live your life according to God. It is not something that can be instilled out of request."

So here I am, getting up out of my lazy undisciplined butt and holding myself accountable to you jokers.

Today, I read Jeremiah 12 in the toilet, deciding I must FORCE

myself to read... what better way to force myself than to do it while passing time deucing. lol

Ask: Why do bad people who don't follow God, or refuse to follow God... WHY are they prospering in this world God himself created? Why do the faithless live at ease? Why aren't they suffering, as they should? Those who are faithful are suffering, why not the faithless? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Answer: They may be living the life now, but they have not earned or worked for anything permanent. Where as the faithful, though they suffer, have earned their stripes, and deserve a place in heaven, God's army. One day, God will lay fire on the earth, and everyone in it will burn, and all that will be left are the things that are permanent.... and THAT is when God's true children receive their reward.

SO FELLAS, START INVESTING ON SOMETHING LASTING! ...ahem Jesus

Another quick note...

Dude, tell me this is not some orgasmic ish

Anyone know how to photoshop? lol

Costume Bonanza

Hella late update on our Halloween Weekend. Least to say, it was pretty damn pimp. We had some pretty solid and entertaining costumes. lmao

PHOTO BLOG TIME!!!! I'll let the pics speak for themselves... =)

Let's start with the appetizers....

First we got Mr potato head. Created by myself. Pretty nice effort if I had to say so myself, but I'll remain humble...

The gimmick was to make his parts removable so that you can be "played" with during those precious uninhibited moments of drunkenness. haha...it worked!

My personal favorite, Chun-li and a terrible version of Ryu (her boyfriend...go figure)

wasn't our party, but it was still interesting!

...aaaand of course you gotta have those douche bag crackeriffic guys with the semi expensive gag costume to keep the party humorous. Essential.

Breathalyzer machine....whomp whomp!

Funny, everytime he danced, he kept lookin down at his junk, so that it can rub up on girl's booties. lmao Totally milkin it!!!

The costume was alright, but his awkward demeanor made it funny as hell. hahahaha

That's MJ from the thriller video btw... with the zombie look, a joke of an effort on the makeup (my bad). I was in a rush... haha

The main course.... DUN DUN DUNN (I'll keep it brief)

Spock. Don't care too much for the one beside him.

The guy's a goofy dude but got a knack for costumes...

Picture him as Napoleon Dynamite. lmao. classic

The goodness. hahaha britney and kfed. how easy is that. lol totally believable

to those of you who don't know. you probably don't, cuz i didn't either....

Hard Gay. lmao Look up Hard Gay on youtube... wow.

It's like party boy from Jackass...but more.... gay

And the ones that made me blow a load without actually blowing a load...(don't ask)...

Piccolo and Ultimate Gohan....

Over 9,000!!!!!!

It's like cosplay city up in hurrr....yea, they're both gay partners lmao

And some dessert...(for you perverts)

Gohan whoring himself. How dare he...

After you, back it up- then stop....(circa 2001)...then what what what drop-drop it like it's hot!!

Tombraider!! And skankies to her left. lol

lap dances? sucked! lol

everybody enjoys them hooters girls, but they've gotten a few levels uglier as of late. Yet another product of economic downfall.. lol

Bulls Singalong Ad

LMFAO... ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!

A twat's adventure in fishing

Fishing taught me how much of a TWAT i really can be, when I realized I had to hook live shrimp as bait.

Live shrimp?? WTF? You mean I had to kill it??? ....on the spot? Stab those squirmy bastards with a hook and look at it's dying pepper corn eyes and be like EFF you, i will use you for my benefit.....?

Dude, that's freakin inhumane. I never imagined fishing to be so damn insensitive, but when i saw my brother dip his manhands in the bucket and just snagged a few and hooked them without blinking, I knew it... I was bitch status.

Yes, that's right- bitch status. Girlie hands. I couldn't even hold a freakin shrimp without dropping it because their squirming bodies overpowered my girlie fag hands. It took me almost an hour to overcome my fear. How ashamed I am! Gah!!!

However, I had to show out>>>

Booyah, ho's. How you like them apples.

Fishin isn't my thing, but now it is. MFers are beasts to hold. That's lady fish by the way. -_-

Shrimp, I pwned you. Next up, time to bait killer whales.

.....What can I say, i'm ambitious.

The NBA starts today

Finally, a REAL reason to actually utilize my HDTV..

My Predictions-

East-
1. Boston
2. Orlando
3. Cleveland
4. Chicago (I believe)
5. Atlanta
6. Philly
7. Toronto (Toss)
8. Washington (Toss)

West-
1. Los Angeles
2 to 8... Who cares.

East Champs- Boston
West Champs- Lakers
Champs- Celtics... Kobe can't do it all


According to kanye, (punkass Chicagoan...supposedly) Kobe(24) is 1 over Jordan(23)...



Negro Please!!!
Kobe, stop walkin, talkin, and chewing your bubble gum like the great! You're mos def a wonder to the game, but you will always remain a Prince! Long live the king, and I'm not talking king James, I'm talkin King Jordan!


Bulls- Take the 4th seed in the East with Derrick Rose's solid performance 19.6 ppg 8.5 apg 48% fg

A step forward..... or back?

Mornin, mornin.

Xanga has started to become annoying, complacent and uninteresting, and it's dawned on me that its efforts to stay alive resemble much of that dying grandmother you always hated that's been expected to pass the past 10 years of our waiting lives.

but she just won't.
Whoa.

Xanga, just die already. I don't care how many types of apps and new add ons you put out to catch my interest, it simply won't work. you know why? because you're old, dude. old.

Xanga: "wtf man, what's old got to do with it...got to do with it?"

The bloggers you try to keep amused with your new updates and gadgets is currently a young generation that simply has a chronic case of internet ADD. simple as that. Nobody wants to see the same thing over and over again.

And because of this reason, I have abandoned you, and have proceeded to find relations elsewhere. You bore me, man.

Xanga, just die already. Cuz if you don't, I'm gonna end up feeling sorry for you and will have to keep checking on you every so often, like the resentful babysitter. It's all about maintenance with you now, and I'm freakin sick and tired of maintaining. I need to move on man, you slow me down, and i'm tryin to move forward.

So remove yourself from my list of emotional attachments already and die. I am abandoning you before you drag me down your sinking ship, i'm not ready to face oblivion just yet.

good bye, Xanga. Good riddance.

..sniff