Xanga has started to become annoying, complacent and uninteresting, and it's dawned on me that its efforts to stay alive resemble much of that dying grandmother you always hated that's been expected to pass the past 10 years of our waiting lives.
but she just won't.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Xanga, just die already. I don't care how many types of apps and new add ons you put out to catch my interest, it simply won't work. you know why? because you're old, dude. old.
Xanga: "wtf man, what's old got to do with it...got to do with it?"
The bloggers you try to keep amused with your new updates and gadgets is currently a young generation that simply has a chronic case of internet ADD. simple as that. Nobody wants to see the same thing over and over again.
And because of this reason, I have abandoned you, and have proceeded to find relations elsewhere. You bore me, man.
Xanga, just die already. Cuz if you don't, I'm gonna end up feeling sorry for you and will have to keep checking on you every so often, like the resentful babysitter. It's all about maintenance with you now, and I'm freakin sick and tired of maintaining. I need to move on man, you slow me down, and i'm tryin to move forward.
So remove yourself from my list of emotional attachments already and die. I am abandoning you before you drag me down your sinking ship, i'm not ready to face oblivion just yet.
good bye, Xanga. Good riddance.
..sniff
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